First off, lemme just say: buying fakes is kinda… shady. I mean, it’s technically illegal, and you’re supporting, like, who-knows-what kind of operation. But hey, I’m not your mom. If you’re gonna do it, you’re gonna do it. Just be aware of the ethical implications and the kinda dodgy stuff that goes along with it.
Now, where to find these “timepieces”? The elephant in the room is always going to be the touristy markets. Think Patpong (at night, obviously), MBK Center (more like a maze), and maybe even some stalls around Khao San Road. You’ll see them, trust me. They’re usually tucked away, behind displays of t-shirts or elephant pants. They’re not exactly advertising it, you know?
Don’t expect quality. Seriously. You’re paying peanuts, you’re getting peanuts. Most of these watches will probably fall apart before you even get home. The “Swiss movement” is probably made in, like, a shed. But hey, if you just want something that *looks* the part for a night out, then go for it.
Negotiation is key, dude. Start low. Like, *really* low. They’ll start high, like ridiculously high, and you gotta haggle them down. Walk away if they don’t budge. They’ll probably call you back. Remember, these guys are used to tourists looking for deals.
Here’s my personal (and slightly cynical) take: Honestly? I wouldn’t bother. You’re probably better off saving your money and buying a decent, legitimate watch from a reputable brand. There are plenty of cool, affordable watches out there that aren’t trying to pretend to be something they’re not. Plus, you won’t feel all icky about potentially contributing to, like, human rights violations or something.
But hey, if you’re dead-set on a fake, at least go in with your eyes open. Don’t expect miracles, and be prepared to haggle like your life depends on it. And for the love of all that is holy, don’t pay too much! Oh, and when they say “genuine leather,” just laugh. It’s probably pleather. Or cardboard. Who knows?
As for jewelry…it’s the same game, really. Markets are your best bet for cheap stuff. Just be careful, because a lot of it is, well, garbage. Like, turns-your-skin-green garbage. You get what you pay for, basically.
